Wednesday 24 February 2010


The Boland Show Thursday 25th Feb… Boland’s first guest wrote the following in The Times: ‘Steven Soderbergh, evidently, was only kidding when he said that there would be no Ocean’s 14. He’s plainly been hard at work filming in a hotel in Dubai, as we can see from the trailers running on News at Ten. With Mossad operatives filling in as movie extras.
Now I know we really, really shouldn’t joke about these things. I should be wearing black and have a long face and be uttering pieties about the disgraceful “extrajudicial” killing of the Hamas military chief Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, apparently by Israeli agents’ Boland’s first guest journalist Melanie Reid, a writer for The Times, will be talking about her take on the way Mossad operate…
We all know what Boland thinks of Global warming, climate change etc just don’t get him started!!! Well Maurice feels the same about homeopathy and homeopathic medicines he thinks there all hockas pockas or words to that effect… According to a committee of MP's, patients should no longer get homeopathic treatment on the NHS because it is little better than ' active deception'. Boland’s next guest Liberal Democrat MP Phil Willis, who is chairman of the cross party committee, has said that there was no evidence the remedies work and dismissed them as ' sugar pills' which should not carry medical claims. So here we go again controversy on the Boland Show….
One wacky reverend gents finds the best way to attract business at his local church is to put up witty signs i.e: ‘Unlike our local Traffic Wardens, God Shows Mercy’!! or ‘Love is Grand. Divorce is Twenty Grand’!!! He hung this sign on the Church Wall: ‘ Almost 2000 years old and Still Under Makers Guarantee’!!! and finaly: ‘' Now Open Sundays' Boland’s guest the Reverend Paul Sinclair's finds these witty signes the best way to reach out to his community from his church. For twelve years, he created funny and entertaining church signs to entice people into the church. Rev Paul also owns Britains only motorcycle funeral business, using a custom made sidecar hearse!!!! Boland on Thursday at 11pm.

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